"Laughter is the best medicine"
- Chase Soundly
"Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh."
- The Covert Comic
"After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head."
- Fakeer Ishavardas
"Dogs are angels full of poop."
- Oliver Gaspirtz
"I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me."
"Jules stood up and stretched gracelessly. “Let’s hurry up and pay before she”-she indicated Claire with a flick of her thumb-“sees something shiny and we lose her again."
- Kimberly Derting
"Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of his shirt. “You're just jealous, Ian, and wishing you had a soul mate of your own. In fact, I don't think any woman will ..."
- Rose Wynters
"Will you promise to keep this to yourself, to not tell anyone of what we are?” By his words you’d think he was giving me a choice. Like I could say,no deal, honey bunch, I’m off to shout your secret f..."
- L.H. Cosway
"I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally." Sara laughed. "Again?"
- Jill Shalvis
"I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone"