"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You."
- Dr. Seuss
"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
- Horace Walpole
"Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel."
- Jean Racine
"Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more."
- Jeannette Walls
"Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway."
- Eric Idle
"Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man."
- Louis C.K.
"Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe."
- Lewis Black
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U..."
- Chris Rock
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
- Erma Bombeck
"Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent."
- Steve Martin