"Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop."
- Fakeer Ishavardas
"I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am."
"Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT."
"Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos."
- Delian Zahariev
"Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since."
- Anne Elizabeth Moore
"Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be."
"Remember, you are as dispensable as the most indispensable king of kings, the mighty lord of silly worldly men."
"Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you."
"Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego."
"My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?"