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"I improvise therefore I exist!"

"Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you."

"And just how did you arrive at that remarkable conclusion, Mr. Mayor?""In a rather simple way. It merely required the use of that much-neglected commodity -- common sense. You see, there is a branch o..."

"You are soft person you said. But you're soft as shit: it is very soft but stinking!"

"— Why did blondes vote for Clinton? — They didn't know how to read and thought she can make their life hilarious!"

"You jealous souls are primeval without a doubt,Teach yourself to eat better instead of trying to eat one's heart out."

"Dying's a bitch, and I would know."

"If you 're serious about getting it on again, be sure to give me some advance notice, so I can grab my appointment calendar and block out three minutes."

"Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back."

"Do you really think that God in his heaven with all the angels, there from the beginning of time and looking towards the day of judgement day, really looks down on all the world and see's you and litt..."