"Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell."
- Criss Jami
"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway."
- Solange nicole
"With a philosophy education, one can infuriate his peers, intimidate his date, think of obscure, unreliable ways to make money, and never regret a thing."
"To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it."
"Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair."
"Flattery does not encourage the perfect flow of love in the vein of your relationship. Be genuine and speak out what you feel for each other without hiding the painful truth."
- Michael Bassey Johnson
"i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl...because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol"
- Fee Scott
"I never feel unsafe except for when the majority is on my side."
"Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop."
- Fakeer Ishavardas