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"I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt."

- Fakeer Ishavardas

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"World opinion, though sharply divided on nuclear tests and the risk of atmospheric pollution, could congratulate itself on being united in its opposition to cannibalism. No country in the world was pr..."

- Leonard Wibberley

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"Tribal Chief 1: The will of the people is what is best. That is what democracy meansTribal Chief 2: But if the people don’t know what they are talking about, how can that be the best?"

- Leonard Wibberley

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"I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone"

- Fakeer Ishavardas

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"Were one to call your stupid ism good, well then, one would either be equally idiotic, or a fool, or no good."

- Fakeer Ishavardas

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"Any fool can start a religion. And many do."

- Fakeer Ishavardas

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