"This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic."
- Lorrie Moore
"How 'bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail."
- Jennifer Salaiz
"Simon: So were you following me? Or is it just an amazing coincidence that you happened to be on the roof of a building I was walking by when I got attacked?Jace: I was following you.Simon: Is this th..."
- Cassandra Clare
"Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse."
- P.G. Wodehouse
"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?""Yes," said Harry stiffly."Yes, sir.""There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."The words had escaped him before he knew w..."
- J.K. Rowling
"Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again."So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking..."
"It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'."
"Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.""They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down.""Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't no..."
"Why were you lurking under our window?""Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?""Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.His aunt and uncle exchanged..."
"A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?"