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"A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment."

- Jane Austen

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"I have something I need to tell you," he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to t..."

- Veronica Roth

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"What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there."It's a girl," Jace said,recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girls before, Ale..."

- Cassandra Clare

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"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"

- Scott Adams

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"Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee."

- J.R. Ward

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"I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need."

- Jeaniene Frost

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"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess."

- Lemony Snicket

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"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."

- Charles M. Schulz

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"When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And God..."

- Erma Bombeck

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"If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes."

- Chuck Palahniuk

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