"A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment."
- Jane Austen
"I have something I need to tell you," he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to t..."
- Veronica Roth
"What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there."It's a girl," Jace said,recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girls before, Ale..."
- Cassandra Clare
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
- Scott Adams
"Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee."
- J.R. Ward
"I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need."
- Jeaniene Frost
"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess."
- Lemony Snicket
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
- Charles M. Schulz
"When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And God..."
- Erma Bombeck
"If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes."
- Chuck Palahniuk