"I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call."
- Fakeer Ishavardas
"Wisdom of the Ages "Unsuccessful Town Slogans" Sequim (WA)- "We put the Dung in Dungeness."
- Matthew Heines
"Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Just like me in 2003, it looks like Brian Williams ended up "Between Iraq and a Hard Place."
"Play and be happy."
- Lailah Gifty Akita
"What are you? The pregnant MacGyver?” “Best compliment I’ve had in a while."
- Cristin Harber
"You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't."
"Were one to call your stupid ism good, well then, one would either be equally idiotic, or a fool, or no good."
"I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him."
- Jill Shalvis
"You want to break the curse, I want to break the curse. We don't need to be nice. We need to be effective. Just help me figure it out, and I'll make you a rich woman."
- Kate Avery Ellison
"...and there encountered with him all at once Sir Bors, Sir Ector, and Sir Lionel, and they three smote him at once with their spears, and with force of themselves they smote Sir Lancelot's horse reve..."
- Thomas Malory