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"I never feel unsafe except for when the majority is on my side."

"Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT."

"Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in."

"Has anybody ever told you you’re a remarkably cynical person?”“I like to think of it as learning from experience."

"It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half."

"Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back."

"Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories."

"It seemed perverse to some, but for all their apparent militarism the Gzilt had remained peaceful over many millenia; it was the avowedly peaceful Culture that had , within living memory, taken part i..."

"I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bus..."

"I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending."