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"I envy people that know love. That have someone who takes them as they are."

"What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?"

"I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing de..."

"One hand was behind his back, and he held it out, presenting a bouquet of white and smoky purple lilies. “They’re straight from the underworld, by the way. They are everlasting. They won’t die."

"So I heard the boom of my father's rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody can afford that."

"For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. (on Margaret Thatcher)"

"The Angel of Death is always a young person, or a group of young people, you'll begin seeing them left and right soon."

"In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day."

"I hear they make greeting cards now to thank your therapist... for NOTHING"

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore."