"Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!"
- Fakeer Ishavardas
"Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first."
"I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do."
"If I were married, I would be unmarried."
"I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!"
"Connor and Cameron look wide-eyed at the carnage. Cameron slowed the speedboat down to a crawl. She and Connor looked at Jason.“Oops,” Jason said meekly. Nothing else seemed appropriate.“Oops?” Connor..."
- Mark A. Cooper
"MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH."
- KanyaACoffman
"Care to explain?” Ari asked.“Didn’t you see my signals?”“Yeah. But they didn’t make sense. Five into one and it’s an intrusion.”“It’s an illusion! Five of them are an illusion.”“That’s not the signal ..."
- Maria V. Snyder
"Jason smiled and took a sip of his coke before responding. “I’m not sure how to reply to that. I thought about just giving you a nasty look. But I see you already have one."
"Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro."
- Rucy Ban