"He drew a circle that shut me out-Heretic , rebel, a thing to flout.But love and I had the wit to win:We drew a circle and took him In !From the poem " Outwitted"
- Edwin Markham
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"
- Douglas Adams
"I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else."
- G.K. Chesterton
"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."
- Dorothy Parker
"The covers of this book are too far apart."
- Ambrose Bierce
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."
- Joss Whedon
"I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it."
- Flannery O'Connor
"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs."
- Oliver Goldsmith
"I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter.", 1657)"
- Blaise Pascal
"They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me."
- Derek Landy