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"Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT."

- Fakeer Ishavardas

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"I deem myself as intellectual and analytical as much as I can but still never miss the chance to goof around and joke about anything but I never laugh at nobody. Good humor is about laughing with not ..."

- Genereux Philip

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"Hey, religious nuts! Please do not grow up. Just go up!"

- Fakeer Ishavardas

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"If I were married, I would be unmarried."

- Fakeer Ishavardas

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"Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny"

- Auliq Ice

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