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"Connor and Cameron look wide-eyed at the carnage. Cameron slowed the speedboat down to a crawl. She and Connor looked at Jason.“Oops,” Jason said meekly. Nothing else seemed appropriate.“Oops?” Connor..."

- Mark A. Cooper

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"I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak."

- Chelsea Handler

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"They're really into it, laughing and teasing each other, and I am looking at Pam and thinking once again how she is the most beautiful creature I have ever seen and that if we were back in the olden t..."

- James Howe

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