"(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts."
- Terry Pratchett
"She stops chewing and brings the chains on her wrist up to her nose and sniffs. She pulls away with a mild disgusted expression. "Definitely smells like a skank..."
- J.A. Redmerski
"You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that's right...you aren't the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. -Dean"
- Jeff Mariotte
"Okay, listen, I don't know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you but I just want you to know that I wasn't born yesterday so I am gonna go now and leave you to whateve..."
- Andrea Portes
"Guns, double-crosses, hitmen… I can get used to a lot of things, but I’m never going to get used to sleeping where apocalypse bugs mate,” Wednesday said, walking into the room looking around. She drop..."
- Dennis Sharpe
"Wow. This place looks classy. The smell of fertilizer and rot is really in this season. Remind me, what are we doing here?” she asked looking at him with a coy smile. “Did we come for bait?"
"It must be horny douchebag day,” she mumbled under her breath as she slid the bag’s strap up on her shoulder."
"Hey, Captain Neckbeard! Less talky-talky, more worky-worky!” Wednesday shouted rudely down at the man who had been changing the tire. She wasn’t planning on taking shit from a tow truck driving hick t..."
"The mage pulled my knife out of his side and looked at it. “Nice knife.” The voice was deep but female.I threw my second knife. The blade bit into the mage’s chest. Shit. Missed the neck. “Here, have ..."
- Ilona Andrews
"I’m nobody’s bitch.” He growled low and threatening.“But you were mine.” Kane cut in deep and matter of fact."
- Rochelle H. Ragnarok