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"Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?""

- Lisi Harrison

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"Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed."Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said." Massie said through her teeth."

- Lisi Harrison

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"Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "

- Lisi Harrison

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"-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."-"It was stupid."

- Lloyd Alexander

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"Forgive me....I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel."

- Lloyd Alexander

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"You’re too much of a bitch to go gently into that good night.”“You should put that on a greeting card."

- SE Zbasnik

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"The bastard kissed her. She was so mad, she bit him hard enough to draw blood. Raphael pulled back, lip already beginning to swell. “We are no longer even, Elena. You’re now in debt.”“You can deduct i..."

- Nalini Singh

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"Tony poured wine into each glass and handed one to Claire. “Do you remember when we had wine at the Red Wing?”Claire closed her eyes, recalling the scene from a lifetime ago, and nodded. “I do.”“I’d b..."

- Aleatha Romig

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"How soon do you think it is? Time will tell me. When it's autumn, the leaves fall. When the time comes, I'll know it. [Responding to a question about when he will start throwing his slider in his atte..."

- J.R. Richard

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"I have abstained from expressing any opinion, so far," says Mr. Superintendent, with his military voice still in good working order. "I have now only one remark to offer, on leaving this case in your ..."

- Wilkie Collins

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