"I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers ..."
- Josephine Angelini
"If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave."
- Mo Willems
"Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts."
- Will Cuppy
"Breeze strolled over to the table and chose a seat with his characteristic decorum. The portly man raised his dueling cane, pointing it at Ham. 'I see that my period of intellectual respite has come t..."
- Brandon Sanderson
"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."
- Edward Verrall Lucas
"I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall."
- Derek Landy
"Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that w..."
- Lili St. Crow
"I can't forget things, or ignore them-bad things that happen," I said. "I'm a lay-it-all-out person, a dwell-on-it person, an obsess-about-it person. If I hold things in and try to forget or pretend, ..."
- E. Lockhart
"Plans are invitation to disappointment."
"Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to go and things to do.''Me?' Ravel asked. 'Why do I have to start it? You're ..."