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"Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel."

- Christoph Fischer

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"Shergahn and friend lay like poleaxed steers, and the Daranfelian's greasy hair was thick with potatoes, carrots, gravy, and chunks of beef. His companion had less stew in his hair, but an equally lar..."

- David Weber

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"Leftovers are less tasty if they were left over by someone else, unless you are poor."

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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"I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy."

- M.F. Moonzajer

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