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"This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man."

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"

"One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well."

"There is no love sincerer than the love of food."

"A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement"

"My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around."

"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert."

"My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored."

"It seems to me that our three basic needs, for food and security and love, are so mixed and mingled and entwined that we cannot straightly think of one without the others. So it happens that when I wr..."

"I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regrettedmost of them, but never the potatoes that went with them."