"Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour..."
- Lewis Carroll
"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
- Steven Wright
"In the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg.Shall I swallow cave-phantoms?"
- Samuel Beckett
"Everyone runs around trying to find a place where they still serve breakfast because eating breakfast, even if it's 5 o'clock in the afternoon, is a sign that the day has just begun and good things ca..."
- Jonathan Goldstein
"Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"Hunger gives flavour to the food."
- Amit Kalantri
"Diet food is not a meal its a medicine."
"All worries are less with wine."
"Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories."
"The salt is to the food, what soul is to the body."