"To be, or not to be: what a question!"
- E.A. Bucchianeri
"Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT."
- Fakeer Ishavardas
"Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be."
"Remember, you are as dispensable as the most indispensable king of kings, the mighty lord of silly worldly men."
"Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you."
"Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego."
"I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt."
"There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you."
"I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending."
"Silence does not always imply consent. Sometimes it simply means that the silent one has opted out of a discussion with idiots."
- Lex Allen