"More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i..."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"But, you must remember, whatever you eat, make sure you have at least one bowl of salad with it."
- S.A. Tawks
"Kids in aprons appeared, putting tureens of vegetable soup on the tables and plates of boiled eggs, potatoes and lentils, bowls of endive-and-radish salad, small rounds of cheese and loaves of brown b..."
- Christine Brodien-Jones
"Every salad you serve is a picture you have painted, a sculpture you have modeled, a drama you have created."
- Carol Truax
"Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control."
"Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment -- I need to see how they dance.''Okay.' She danced, and as she danced, she tried to think of the most delicious salads she could imagine -- w..."
- Nicholson Baker
"A sapient cat looking at humanity's salad garden buffet designed by God would not be seen as so much a paradise if the divine is seen as giving this to intelligent cats. It would be seen as quite the ..."
- Leviak B. Kelly