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"If you truly want to be respected by people you love, you must prove to them that you can survive without them."

"Clothes don't make a man. They only make an impression and even then, you dress to suit the occasion."

"Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to."

"When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich ma..."

"Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal."

"If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own mo..."

"We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem."

"One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers."

"The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are … or they think we are."

"If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions."