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"Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals."

"There's a little bit of magic in every box!"

"It's like a blueberry White Russian,' John said, now on his third spoonful.'It tastes exactly the same,' Mike said, his teeth already bright blue.'No, no, it tastes better,' John said. 'I feel like it..."

"World-class cereal-eating is a dance of fine compromises. The giant heaping bowl of sodden cereal, awash in milk, is the mark of the novice. Ideally one wants the bone-dry cereal nuggets and the cryog..."

"To eat in a monastery refectory is an exercise in humility; daily, one is reminded to put communal necessity before individual preference. While consumer culture speaks only to preferences, treating e..."

"I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap."

"He tilted the box toward a chipped Pottery Barn blue bowl, and the little blue clumps, like cerulean rat turds, tumbled out, hitting the porcelain with a surprisingly metallic thud. It sounded like pe..."

"So are we going to eat some Boo Berry or what?" John said, leaping out of his seat and toward the refrigerator."