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"Stop trying to make everyone happy. You're not tequila."

- Emmy Rossum

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"At first I assumed he was a Mexican, but slowly began to realise that a real Mexican probably wouldn't be wearing a sombrero in a London nightclub. And he'd probably have a real moustache, not a stick..."

- Danny Wallace

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"We pick up our shots and for the first time there's a total absence of sound in the room. From the ceiling, shy silver things blink and wait. Dennis doesn't sit, but hovers at the edge of the table, l..."

- Laurie Perez

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"It would not be until darkness had taken indisputable control over the land, until the flames of the bonfire created an unreal world of shadows, until tequila and mescal untied men from their somber s..."

- Warren Eyster

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"If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine."

- Craig Ferguson

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"Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles."

- Rachel Hollis

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"There was something about Mikie that made me want to trust him. It might have been the Centanario Anejo."

- Nadja Baer

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"There is a great independence, and a confident immunity to risk, in all drinks made out of cactus."

- Alan LeMay

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"Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila."

- Mark Z. Danielewski

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"Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system ..."

- Tom Robbins

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