"A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"Love at first sight? Let me just put on my glasses."
- Ljupka Cvetanova
"Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection."
"Pandora opened the box with the new high-heels, put them on and went out to town."
"While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels."
"While the truth is putting on its shoes, the lie becomes a champion of a long-distance running."