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"Excellent. Aristotle will introduce you to the employees at the desk,' Dr. Creamintin beamed.'What what? I shall do no such thing!" the fluffy little owl argued. 'Cease your complaining Aristotle. Unt..."

- K.M. Shea

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"Patients, beings who want to be rehabilitated, send me questions See? I answer them real fast, 1 2 3 done Like so You get?' Toby said, his pale green fingers clattering across the keyboard. 'I think s..."

- K.M. Shea

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"But, I still can't totally forgive Dave for blowing my world apart. DO YOU HEAR THAT, DAVE?!"

- K.M. Shea

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