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"Little-known fact about cheerleaders: They keep schedules that would make grown marines cry."

- Jennifer Lynn Barnes

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"I'd sold my soul to get out of detention."

- Jennifer Lynn Barnes

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"Patients, beings who want to be rehabilitated, send me questions See? I answer them real fast, 1 2 3 done Like so You get?' Toby said, his pale green fingers clattering across the keyboard. 'I think s..."

- K.M. Shea

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"For a moment, there was silnece, and then at Brooke's nod, the rest of the Squad, minus me, chimed in. "Yes, sir."I said nothing. For one thing, I wasn't exactly keen on speaking in unison, and for an..."

- Jennifer Lynn Barnes

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"Government should be a place where people can come together, and no one gets left behind. No one…gets left behind. An instrument of good."

- Aaron Sorkin

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"I think I would make a very good astronaut.To be a good astronaut you have to be intelligent and I’m intelligent. You also have to understand how machines work and I’m good at understanding how machin..."

- Mark Haddon

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"After getting dressed at warp speed, I actually managed to drive all the way to high school before I realized I'd forgotten my morning coffee. Mystery, intrigue, and naked dreams aside, that didn't bo..."

- Jennifer Lynn Barnes

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"October—You were sleeping so peacefully that I was loath to wake you. Duke Torquill, after demanding to know what I was doing in your apartment, has requested that I inform you of his intent to visit ..."

- Seanan McGuire

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