"Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” - Owen"
- Olivia Cunning
"The neck in front of her came up. The head swivelled 180 degrees and the horse looked at Kin with bright insectile eyes.'YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND,' it said inside Kin's head.'Hell!''THOSE ARE NOT MEANI..."
- Terry Pratchett
"Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here."
- Fakeer Ishavardas
"Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet."
- Santosh Kalwar
"I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it."
"I love you all - if you are not people!"
"I love you as I do all - not at all."
"So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog."
"You put cow dung on my face?’ ‘Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?"
- Renita D'Silva
"Summoning my inner Kojak, I tried to convince myself that she would have sat next to me even had there been somewhere else on the bus to sit. Unfortunately, I didn't do a very good job of self-persuas..."
- Zack Love