"If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends.""We never thought of that," Klaus said. When one is forced to tell atrocious lies, one often feels a g..."
- Lemony Snicket
"You know when you mix butt and Angel in the same sentence, it becomes an insult,” I say and take a big gulp from the can. With his back to me, he says, “Trust me, I would never dream of insulting your..."
- Rucy Ban
"Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat."
- Gary Hopkins
"The look in his eyes turned a little wild. "That's the only reason I'm letting you go. If I had any choice--""You do," she said "Wed can all sit here and let him die. Or you can let Eve go on her wild..."
- Rachel Caine
"Frankly, the only good people who I know are dogs."
- Fakeer Ishavardas
"Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell."
"Checked thoroughly, humans stink."
"An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up."
"Torn clothes are funny … until your dad gets fired."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?"