"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
- W.C. Fields
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."
- Joss Whedon
"Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!"
- Roald Dahl
"Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising."
- Meg Cabot
"Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.And it always feels good."
- Lora Brody
"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
- David Mamet
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
- Calvin Trillin
"You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be ..."
- Scott Adams
"I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food"
- Erma Bombeck
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."