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"What’s that supposed to mean, ‘a passin’ hunger?’ I ATE my fuckin’ girlfriend! An’ we ain’t talkin’ little fuckin’ love bites or a bit of a chew—I went wild kingdom on her ass! It was like a pig picki..."

- E.V. Iverson

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"I snipped the cherries but left the banana.” She gave him a knowing look. “God,” said Sir Sun. “No, not God. Me. I did it.” She pointed at herself."

- Mav Skye

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"The image of May shoving the gun down her lace panty butt crack and drawing it like an old west cowboy is too much. Who are we? Who the fuck are we? Supergirls for real, that’s who."

- Mav Skye

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"Monsters, show me the monsters: these people out on the street. My people."

- José Eduardo Agualusa

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"This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track."

- Erin Mitchell

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"This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. (Dark City Lights)"

- Erin Mitchell

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"The train hit her with the sound of a meat-filled hefty bag smacking the pavement, and the effect was much the same, I guess. (Dark City Lights)"

- Warren Moore

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"Extinguish even the wee annoyance, as it will grow to become evil!"

- Michael Bussa

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