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"By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy."

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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"Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births."

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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"How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks I can levitate a frog with a magnet?' ' Sam drawled."

- Robyn Schneider

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"Partying and dancing have never been my thing, but drinking I could do with reasonable familiarity and skills. I decided to begin there."

- Vann Chow

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