"If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister."
- Oliver Oliver Reed
"Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy."
"Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum."
"What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747."
"Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public."
"Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!"
"Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes."