"Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her."
- Oliver Oliver Reed
"Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white."
"Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order."
"Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."
"Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!"
"Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals."
"If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister."
"Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy."
"Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum."
"What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747."