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"And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese"

- Lucian Bane

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"Why Fight When You Can Negotiate?"

- Captain Jack Sparrow

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"Ranta: Let's just pray that she actually is a tsundere... Though, if she were a tsundere, obviously, the one she'd go dere for is me, you know? That's kind of... not so bad, I guess?Moguzo: O-Obviousl..."

- Ao Jyumonji

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"What are you - Secret Service?''If I were, I wouldn't admit it.''And you're not admitting it, I notice."

- Robert Goddard

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