"At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me."
- David Sedaris
"To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"The typewriter is indeed my passport into a world otherwise barred to me and my kind."
- Suzanne Rindell
"Found in trees. Sometimes also in old silent movie theaters, seaside zoos, magic shops, hat shops, time-travel shops, topiary gardents, cowboy boots, castle turrets, comet museums, dog pounds, mermaid..."
- Michelle Cuevas
"i heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon."
- Bill Hirst