"The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane."
- Mark Twain
"Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals."
"Hemingway is overrated,Twain is even more lost at sea,And all truths point to the mouth of a woman,Where both her whispers and her screams,Are born.Pour another glass, Beer, wine, whiskey,I don't care..."
- Dave Matthes
"For me, all writing -- storytelling and style -- gets back to the Bible, Twain and Hemingway, and not in that order."
- Dennis R. Miller
"Tom Sawyer the Pirate looked around upon the envying juveniles about him and confessed in his heart that this was the proudest moment of his life."
"A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught."
"The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying."