"When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people."
"One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers."
"The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are … or they think we are."
"An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell."
"Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if the job description of the person who is smiling includes smiling."
"Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD."
"You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you."
"Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight."
"Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age."