"The Universe is very, very big.It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules.Rule number one: Nothing lasts forever.Not you or your family or your house or your planet or th..."
- Craig Ferguson
"There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it."
- George Bernard Shaw
"Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life."
- Oscar Wilde
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but don't three lefts make a right? Two wrongs don't make a right, but don't two negatives make a positive?"
- Andrew Clements
"Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit."
- Vince Lombardi Jr.
"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
- George Carlin
"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."
- Ellen DeGeneres
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
- Douglas Adams
"I am Dead, but it's not so bad. I've learned to live with it."
- Isaac Marion
"Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded"
- Yogi Berra