"The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only p..."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand."
"Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five hundred, fifty, or even five dollars are way more important to the lives of most..."
"Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that."
"More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i..."
"Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not."
"Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane."
"We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours."
"We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem."
"Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it."