"Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin."
- Robert A. Heinlein
"The internet was supposed to liberate knowledge, but in fact it buried it, first under a vast sewer of ignorance, laziness, bigotry, superstition and filth and then beneath the cloak of political surv..."
- Ben Elton
"Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries."
- Jim Butcher