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"Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them."

"They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching somethin..."

"Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness... but only when you pay your taxes? That means your freedom is rented, leased, & not unalienable."

"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."

"There are only two things worse then an empty canvas: death and taxes."

"A tax-supported, compulsory educational system is the complete model of the totalitarian state."

"Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks."

"Fear and bigotry don’t need explaining. They simply are, like traffic jams and taxes."

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men in a society, over the course of time they create for themselves a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."

"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the people discover they can vote themselves largess out of the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority a..."