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"Two passing jetliners reported to controllers they’d seen a man with a gun seated on a deck chair at eleven thousand feet…"

- Tom Magliozzi

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"The body consists of three parts: the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain. The borax contains the heart and lungs and the abominable cavity contains the bowe..."

- Tom Magliozzi

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"How do you keep a mattress on the roof of your car from flying?” “Yeah, well, I don’t know how many people know it, but a lot of people have learned that putting your arm up there to hold the mattress..."

- Tom Magliozzi

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"It turns out that we’re not the only ones who go out on a scientific limb as we discuss or attempt to discuss cars, car repairs and scientific education in America today."

- Tom Magliozzi

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