"(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?"
- Victor Borge
"I seem to be allergic to whatever that terrible smell is," said Gateman when the urge to sneeze had finally subsided."What terrible smell?""The air," said Gateman. "It smells...different.""That's call..."
- Cuthbert Soup
"Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end."
- Ahmed Mostafa
"Like a sneeze, sin feels good at first, but it leaves a huge mess."
- Craig Groeschel
"For any creative thought to be contagious, it must first be worthy of a sneeze."
- Ryan Lilly