"I might act like a rhinoceros, but I'm a unicorn."
- Nuno Roque
"A charging black rhinoceros is nothing to mess with. When it is headed straight toward you, it is the ultimate exercise in sphincter control. In my case, it was a strange bit of weather that caused on..."
- Boyd Norton
"No one in the world needs a Rhino horn but a Rhino."
- Paul Oxton