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"To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell."

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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"It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life—if that territory really exists outside religious books and the minds of believers, that is. Having said that, ..."

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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"Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf t..."

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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"Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said."

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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"For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit from that person’s success, or be that person."

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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"Most sane human beings’ chances of being alive in a thousand years’ time are a hundred times higher than their chances of being sincerely happy for at least ten consecutive days."

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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"Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster parents, if and when the parents reach their second childhood."

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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"Most sane human beings who are over the age of six usually act or react not as per what they genuinely feel or really think but in accordance with the expectations of those around them."

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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"The most upsetting thing about Society’s attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to please Society, the very same bitch that secretly reg..."

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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"Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa."

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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