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"What's this about?""Finally. Interest," was the only response."If this is one of your tricks..." Like the time Torin had ordered hundreds of blow-up dolls and placed them throughout the fortress, all ..."

- Gena Showalter

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"Travis: The Aphrodite kids were ripping each other’s clothes and throwing lipstick and jewellery. It was like a rabid herd of wild Bratz."

- Rick Riordan

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"Hey, my spaghetti’s moving!” cried Mr. Twit, poking around in it with his fork.“It’s a new kind,” Mrs. Twit said, taking a mouthful from her own plate which of course had no worms. “It’s called Squigg..."

- Roald Dahl

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"When Uncle W. G. held out his hand to take my money, I dropped the dead mouse in his hand."

- Earl B. Russell

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