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"Is it time for your period, or something?" He turned around, all controlled aggression, and damned if he didn't push the button again. "What is it about having a period that makes women so bitchy?"" B..."

- Linda Howard

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"Faulkner had an egg carton filled with periods and throughout his writing career, used nearly all of them."

- Kelli Jae Baeli

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"Trust her we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time. "

- Sandi Lynn

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"Through knowledge we gain power over our lives. With options we have possibility. With acceptance we find a new freedom."

- Lucy H. Pearce

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"Is it time for your period, or somet"

- Linda Howard

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"He closes the door with a determined click, and I hear him call to a flight attendant, and I sink down onto the toilet seat, resting my elbows on my knees and my head in my hands as I listen to him th..."

- Christina Lauren

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"Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra."

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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"I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn't even have to go to school during your period. You'd just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry."

- Andrea Portes

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"Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave."

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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